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Homer...

Thu Apr 12, 2007, 6:38 AM
  • Mood: Terror
  • Listening to: whirrr whirrr whirrr
  • Reading: Dracula
  • Watching: theres a police car on top of this computer!
  • Playing: with books (i am at work, i work in library)
  • Eating: crisps and wine gums
  • Drinking: I've gone back to the vodka, straight
Homer is back.

the monster is coming home. Having spent a record amount of 1 month in training he is coming back to live with us perminantly. This means that he, like all our previous guide dog puppies(2), has failed to complete his training. None however have been our fault!!!

Wickes was rejected for biting my mum
Hayleah was too sensitive and too worried about getting everything right.
And Homer, well Homer wouldn't make a very good Guide dog because there is a chance that he may go blind at some point in his life, which means he would need the guiding!!

So Homer is coming back next week to eat al our clothes, fart, leave hair Everywhere and just generaly cause a neusence. And not forgetting how he learnt how to open the washing machine just before he left us.

We should have kept one of the other dogs, they were much nicer (even Wickes, and he bit!)

But oh well you get what your given, and hopefully Homer will calm down in a year or so, and he can be a very nice dog.

ooooh shit 1 week till my photography exam.

3 weeks till my art exam

but i only have to go into school twice during study leave! oh yea!!

TATA
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:iconvampirelove7:
aw bless! and u where glad to see him go! he can carry off ppl shoes when you take them off. he did seem to like mine! lol and when ppl put them on they have a puddle of dribble in them. hehe aw bless him! i bet he is thrilled!xxx

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:iconphesarnion:
bad luck... but at the same time, yay! Permanent canine-in-residence :D

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Religion is the Opiate of the Masses..... Now, where did i put that syringe.....
:iconmichaelwatson16:
have i met homer i think i hve he is a luvly dog! i want him to replace mine as mine is rubbish!
:iconflyingpurplesocks:
lol, i don't know if i could deal with a mad crazy dog like him, again : (

but yea, he'll love eating ppls shoes again!!

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may your hats sing!
:iconflyingpurplesocks:
Tessa will be pleased!

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:iconflyingpurplesocks:
lol max is cute!!

homer was a puppy at the bbqs i had last year
he ripped ppls clothes- i think you did meet him, you spent a while in the utility room with him!!

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may your hats sing!
:iconmichaelwatson16:
oh yeh lol that sounds dodgey, but still yeh hes the 1 that clamps ur arm with is teeth and it scared david, wat a kl dog i want him!
:iconphesarnion:
oh she will indeed... even more chance to play the old maid and pretend she doesn't act just as badly as a little puppy.

When's he coming home?

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Religion is the Opiate of the Masses..... Now, where did i put that syringe.....
:iconflyingpurplesocks:
this week probably or maybe next

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may your hats sing!

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